I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I love you.
Bad choice
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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