I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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