Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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