i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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