Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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