Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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