that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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