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say what?
wanna hang out?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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