He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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