SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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