Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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