She said her name was "party"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So vagazzling was a success
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
