He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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