I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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