Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How naked do you want me to be?
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