did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I look better un-naked...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
