So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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