Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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