The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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