I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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