Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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