hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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