Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
