She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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