so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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