considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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