Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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