Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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