Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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