There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The ass gains better be worth it
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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