So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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