I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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