Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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