I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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