I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
How external is "for external use only"?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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