did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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