She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
