Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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