you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Success! We fucked roommates!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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