What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
whose ass print is on the piano?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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