i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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