pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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