WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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