if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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