Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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