So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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