I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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