she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
ok first of all what the fuck
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