so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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