whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
