Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
