gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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