Pappa wants mamma naked
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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