i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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