The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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