Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.