PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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