Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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