She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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