Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Boobs speak an international language.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
