Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Boobs speak an international language.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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